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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
This is Homestuck ….
This should be interesting >.>
Hey, my boyfriend was wearing this shirt today It says to enter a name. Do I actually get to enter a name? Giving me this power is dangerous, Homestuck. This young man is about to become Ferdinand Archibald Gustavio VII.
Hmm, seems like a good name would be Stormageddon, destroyer of souls
HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS FUCKING ANIMATED?
no seriously i practically screamed when he suddenly blinked and looked at me like ahhhhh
It’s kind of cool that this comic includes animation, pushing the bounds of the medium and all that. I love webcomics that do things print comics can’t, although they seem to be few and far between. Not that it’s doing a whole lot here, just John blinking and looking around like the vacant doofus I remember him being.
Also I’m working under the assumption that RPG logic is at play here and our hero isn’t ACUTAULLY being named today, because the alternative is weird and vaguely unsettling.
Okay, so like many other games I have to name the character at the start… He has no arms…?
Ok, what is this- Oh. MsPaint Adventures. OK then.
Ive read this page about 5 times, well this shall be the LAST!
Ok. So we’ve got a young man. He’s standing in his bedroom. It’s apparently his birthday. His 13th birthday, infact. HE HAS NO FUCKING ARMS, apparently.
#not sure what I’m looking at here
Hello there Mr. Main Protagonist Sir I hope we can get along
For a while I considered reading this entire thing through gizoogle
But it turned out to be too much effort
The first page is gold though and I honestly hope somebody has already photoshopped it to make John look like more of a lil Playa in a pimp room
If nobody has then I want no part in this fandom#WAIT THIS HAS OVER 5600 PAGES???
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen. The prose’s tone is very insincere. It is like there is a very elaborate joke going on behind the scenes that is being played at my expense.
#welcome to the nth level of hell
Ok you are supose to be a human right?.. Actually I will find it interesting how a simple page like this will become such a coplex mess as everyone says
Wait, these aren’t attractive anime characters. For some reason, I thought it would be anime. And it might be weird, but I find anime boys are usually super hot. So forgive me for balking at bit at the illustrations at first.
We’ll pretend I didn’t spend a good few minutes debating what to name this sharktooth kid before I realized I had no say in the matter. Onward we go!
Okay so I’m reading it and I see this kid with 3 buckteeth.
wait.
Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
are you shitting me? what did they call him for thirteen years? BOY? ”HEY YOU, BOY, GO GET ME A BEER.”
what unbelievably shitty parenting. good lord.
Okay awesome I’ve seen this before.
But I will say that it’s cool how the picture is animated. Like wow innovation I hope there’s more animation.
#I’m an animation nerd #Like serioudly #will there be more animation? #voice acting #that’d be so cool
theadventuresofcourtneyandkereth
WHAT IS THIS?! OH MY GOOD LORD WHY IS HIS BIRTHDAY MY BIRTHDAY?! Okay, a rational reaction to this would be ‘Oh, this must be some awesome coincidence’, but I’ll be honest, my first reaction was “THIS IS A VIRUS IT KNOWS ME TOO WELL CLOSE IT”.
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Do I actually get to enter his name? I’ll name him Draco Malfoy.
I finally decided to look up the insanely popular sensation called “Homestuck”, expecting wonders of a magnitude that I have never before witnessed in my life
Here’s what I found.
excuse me, but
#Is this the right thing
